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If you're not a fan of tapioca pudding....

....then you may want to skip:

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

No way. That can't be serious

A guy on our local board posted it.... I'm not quite sure how he 'came' across it. :lol:

What's next? Breast milk shakes? Vaginal fluid marinade?:panic:

(Insert puke smiley here):panic:

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 104335)

(Insert puke smiley here):panic:

hmm, we use to have a puke smiley, not sure why I can't find it.

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 104319)

What's next? Breast milk shakes? Vaginal fluid marinade?:panic:

breast milkshakes sounds delicious! I love sucking on big titties.

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 104311)

A guy on our local board posted it.... I'm not quite sure how he 'came' across it. :lol:

:lmao:

Ok - I'm totally cracking up. I'm picturing serving something to company and not telling them!
But then again I'm not sure how to 'shop' for the ingredients....I mean there's a baking isle in the grocery store but would I be able to keep a straight face when I ask the grocery manager where the semen isle is.

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Originally Posted by lauralynne (Post 105223)

I guess Louie would have to ramp up production then! :rofl:

"Sweetie, where is the semen?"

"Dammit woman, its right here with the cummin!"

"Darling, can I have some help in the kitchen? The Smiths are coming over tonite and I need you to stir this and then beat off into it..."

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 105265)

lol, hey if shes the cook, shes gotta get the semen outta u, preferably by mouth

For you women who watch what you eat

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Strangest new food concept: Cooking with semen by Epicurious.com, on Thu Jan 8, 2009 1:30pm PST Read More from This Author » 116 Comments Post a Comment Report Abuse Exactly how dedicated are you to the concepts of recycling, scrimping and using all-natural products in your food?
If you're willing to put your money-shot where you mouth is, you'd send away for a copy of the cookbook "Natural Harvest," which goes into stomach-churning detail about how to store, prepare and serve semen as food.

Yes, it has really, erm, come to this.

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties," the book's description goes. "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that."

And, yes, it appears to be a real book, and a second edition is already on the way.

Right off the bat, you get a recipe for a cocktail (a White Russian, naturally):

2 oz. vodka
1 oz. coffee liqueur
cream or milk
ice cubes
1/2 oz. semen

Then there are the "Creamy Cum Crepes," which are regular crepes filled with cottage cheese and two tablespoons of man juice. Yum.

I'm suddenly reminded of that Vice magazine where the guy ate frozen lollipops of his own man seed. (And then vomits profusely, if I remember correctly.)

And there are tips I'll bet you didn't know about cooking with sperm, like:

- Semen cooks like egg whites, not mayonnaise.

- If you want good-tasting semen, drink lots of ginger tea (at least that's what the chefs working on the cookbook found out for themselves).

- If you want to maximize your semen output, collect it after a restful night's sleep or extended

foreplay. Suddenly that Family Life class where you learned about "teaspoonfuls of ejaculate" makes sense, huh?

Intriguing or gross? Would any of you try a semen-based recipe? Let the innuendo-laden puns commence!

I have immediately become a food supplier.

I think I may be ill...

according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...

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Originally Posted by ebbs15 (Post 154449)

according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...

lol........instant classic

So does a pearl necklace classify as a food fight?

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Originally Posted by FT BSTRD (Post 154473)

So does a pearl necklace classify as a food fight?

Who are you fucking that they're giving you a pearl necklace back? :panic:

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Originally Posted by FT BSTRD (Post 154473)

So does a pearl necklace classify as a food fight?

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Originally Posted by Corey (Post 154476)

Who are you fucking that they're giving you a pearl necklace back? :panic:

:zowned:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Corey (Post 154476)

Who are you fucking that they're giving you a pearl necklace back? :panic:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: