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LeeNetworX 06-08-2009 06:25 PM
I Just Went on a Rampage...
 
...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed. :skep:

Amber Lamps 06-08-2009 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222523)
...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the rocking bench a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed. :skep:

ONE MAN..... ONE MISSION..... TWO AEROSOL CANS FULL OF LIQUID DEATH!!!

HORNET ARMAGEDDON III- this time it's personal!!!:lol:

Homeslice 06-08-2009 06:39 PM
Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

HurricaneHeather 06-08-2009 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 222530)
Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.
Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost! :lol:

LeeNetworX 06-08-2009 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 222530)
Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.
And...???

Homeslice 06-08-2009 06:54 PM
:lol:

LeeNetworX 06-08-2009 07:03 PM
It was worth any vapors I may have inhaled. Little bastards. As far as staining, it's never stained the siding before.

BobTheBiker 06-08-2009 07:34 PM
shoulda used the napalm... its more satisfying in the long run.

askmrjesus 06-08-2009 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker (Post 222552)
shoulda used the napalm... its more satisfying in the long run.
Bug spray + Bic lighter = Bug Napalm.

Don't ask me how I know...

For that matter, don't me ask what happened to my neighbors shed either...:whistle:

JC

Papa_Complex 06-08-2009 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 222555)
Bug spray + Bic lighter = Bug Napalm.

Don't ask me how I know...

For that matter, don't me ask what happened to my neighbors shed either...:whistle:

JC
You said it was lightening :skep:

Particle Man 06-08-2009 08:47 PM
we had yellow jackets living in our wall last year - I probably killed about 2-300 of the damn things.

I went through cases of that stuff (managed to absorb some of it through my skin and was sick for a week). Fuck those stinging bastards.

Rsv1000R 06-09-2009 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222523)
but I'm still not satisifed. :skep:
Great, come to my house, I'm sure I have some left.

I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts. But they tend to guard the deck, so I use some sandals, and knock they out of the air, and crush them, got about a dozen so far.

AquaPython 06-09-2009 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 222555)
Bug spray + Bic lighter = Bug Napalm.
no.


Bug spray + Bic lighter = burnt fucking hand and singed arm hair.

Bug spray plus 1' stick with flaming tip = Bug Napalm.

80's hairspray product, "Aquanet" plus 1' stick with flaming tip = Fiery Red Death to all insects, big and small, and a pissed off mom complaining about the price of Aquanet.

dont ask me how i know....

Rider 06-09-2009 09:56 AM
Spray them with hairspray, then hold a lit lighter in front of the pump, then spray them again with a flame of liquid fire. Watch those fuckers burn up in mid flight almost instantly.

LeeNetworX 06-09-2009 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Rsv1000R (Post 222675)
I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts.
Those would be carpenter bees.

z06boy 06-09-2009 10:15 AM
Pressure washed the deck the other week and am in the middle of staining. I haven't been stung but I've been buzzed a few times.

I'm deadly with the Wasp/Hornet spray....long range sniper I am. :lol:

Adeptus_Minor 06-09-2009 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 222532)
Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost! :lol:
Wasp killers... I heart you all. :dthumb:

Rsv1000R 06-09-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222733)
Those would be carpenter bees.
After futher review, you would be correct. I have always called them bumble bees.

LeeNetworX 06-09-2009 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 222753)
I'm deadly with the Wasp/Hornet spray....long range sniper I am. :lol:
I wish they made cans that could reach 25' or more accurately....we have a couple of nests way up in the top peaks of our house in the front and back. :skep:

Particle Man 06-09-2009 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rsv1000R (Post 222758)
After futher review, you would be correct. I have always called them bumble bees.
if they fly and have a stinger, they die.

(except for the large furry bees - those I leave alone because they don't ever threaten me)

LeeNetworX 06-09-2009 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rsv1000R (Post 222758)
After futher review, you would be correct. I have always called them bumble bees.
Those damn carpenter bees bore out channels in our deck wood and holes in our fence. I don't bother them, though, since they don't bother me. It's just the mean-ass wasps and hornets that sting me for no reason that need to die.

Particle Man 06-09-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222765)
Those damn carpenter bees bore out channels in our deck wood and holes in our fence. I don't bother them, though, since they don't bother me. It's just the mean-ass wasps and hornets that sting me for no reason that need to die.
Yellow Jackets are even worse because they bite in addition to sting (and they're carnivores and nasty mother effers)

LeeNetworX 06-09-2009 10:31 AM
This looks like the little bastard that stung me.

http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4dmg/images/wasp33.jpg

Rider 06-09-2009 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222779)
This looks like the little bastard that stung me.

http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4dmg/images/wasp33.jpg
Isn't that a mud dauber?

LeeNetworX 06-09-2009 10:35 AM
Could very well be. There was mud nests on the wood in the basement from when they were building our house.

Particle Man 06-09-2009 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222779)
This looks like the little bastard that stung me.

http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4dmg/images/wasp33.jpg
I don't think I've seen any of those around here. If I do, it's toast.

Rsv1000R 06-09-2009 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222765)
Those damn carpenter bees bore out channels in our deck wood and holes in our fence. I don't bother them, though, since they don't bother me. It's just the mean-ass wasps and hornets that sting me for no reason that need to die.
I hate them boring holes in my deck, for that they die.

But usually I do it mano e abeja and kill them by hand (well shoe).

z06boy 06-09-2009 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rsv1000R (Post 222812)
I hate them boring holes in my deck, for that they die.
Same here. I also have alot of fencing plus the deck and I'll see a small pile of sawdust and a perfectly round hole...if I see them they die too. Sometimes I spray in the hole...they fall out and I smash them.

Method 06-09-2009 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 222763)
if they fly and have a stinger, they die.

(except for the large furry bees - those I leave alone because they don't ever threaten me)
Speaking of the large fuzzy ones - I wound up with one of those crawling around inside my helmet at 60mph once.

z06boy 06-09-2009 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Method (Post 222918)
Speaking of the large fuzzy ones - I wound up with one of those crawling around inside my helmet at 60mph once.
That had to suck. I was in the NC mountains leading two other bikes and my chest started stinging...thought I may be having a heart attack :lol: and when we pulled over at the end of the run it kept stinging but not as bad. We hopped on the bikes to pull out and the stinging got worse...I hopped off the bike and started undressing and a freakin' yellow jacket crawled out of my shirt and flew away !! :whatwhat: :lol

Rsv1000R 06-09-2009 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Method (Post 222918)
Speaking of the large fuzzy ones - I wound up with one of those crawling around inside my helmet at 60mph once.
I think I've had one hit my forehead while riding the harley.

Particle Man 06-09-2009 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Method (Post 222918)
Speaking of the large fuzzy ones - I wound up with one of those crawling around inside my helmet at 60mph once.
Yeah, I had that happen once too - damn thing went right up where my visor was cracked open :eek:


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