Two Wheel Fix - Joke: The Biker and the Good Samaritan

My local dealer offers a cool deal. Email them a joke and win a t-shirt.

Well I won a shirt with this joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfG4AbZHJs

Quote:

The Bikers and the Good Samaritan

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of mean bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen."

"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the snot out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."