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how do you pay tolls?
I have a 25 step process to paying tolls.
1. pull up to toll booth 2. stop bike, shut it off this might take some time 3. get off bike 4. open tank bag, look inside, close tank bag 5. open tail bag , look inside, close tail bag 6. put hand on hip, scratch head 7. search pockets in riding jacket 8. give finger to car behind you that is honking 9. search pockets in riding pants 10. put hand on hip, scratch head, make angry grunting sound 11. open tank bag again, look inside tank bag again close tank bag 12. have idea, hold up finger to watch the shadow from the lightbulb iluminated above head 13. remove top of 1 piece suit 14. pull 1 piece suit down to ankle level 15. remove money from wallet in jeans 16. pay toll 17. pull up suit, zip up tight, adjust balls 18. ensure tail bag is closed 19. ensure tank bag is closed 20. mount bike 21. attempt to start bike 22. look around like an idiot 23. put up kick stand, turn kill switch back to the weird circle setting 24. wave at car behind you that is now honking insecantly and cursing at you 25. ride away |
EZ pass?
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I think it's safe to say that the toll booth was not invented by a motorcyclist.
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What are toll booths? redflip
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I ride past the booth and let the passenger handle the transaction
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EZ Pass. The one on my bike has an M on it so I remember which one is supposed to be for the bike :lol:
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E-Pass... Sometimes... or wheelie through it at a high rate of speed... or reach back and hide it with my hand...
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I thought about getting an easy pass but they have fees and I don't use it enough.
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