Originally Posted by Mr. America (Post 222523)

...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the rocking bench a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed. :skep:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 222530)

Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 222530)

Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker (Post 222552)

shoulda used the napalm... its more satisfying in the long run.

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 222555)

Bug spray + Bic lighter = Bug Napalm.

Don't ask me how I know...

For that matter, don't me ask what happened to my neighbors shed either...:whistle:

JC