[derf]

And in other news Hollywood as a whole admits that they actually have ran out of good ideas, and now have moved on to the crappy ideas. In a stunning move which hollywood expects to be stunningly genius although widely accepted as just plain stupid the mega studios have announced that instead of just making reboots of good movies they will now start making reboots of bad movies in an attempt to make things right. The first two movies to be created under this new concept will be The Hottie And The Nottie starring Paris Hilton, will be remade as The Hottie And The Nottie starring Paris Hilton. The second movie to be remade will be Gigli featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, starring them again. A source at MGM said "We messed up pretty bad with these two films the first time, I truly don't believe that we can make anything as bad so as far as I am concerned we have no where to go but up".

...