Maybe I should have tried it in Homeslice terms.
Instead of using acceleration=Force/mass, we'll say style=budget/fashion. Budget is the net product of work times time. If you aint gots no work then your budget equals 0. With a budget at 0 you won't feel the desired affect of stylin and profilin.
For everything else Khhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!
http://www.khanacademy.org/science/physics/mechanics