The Homeslice needs to lose his virginty thread

pauldun170 · 01-28-2010, 05:36 PM

All,

As you may know, TWF member Homeslice has never been laid.
Scientist are not sure whether this is due to the fact that women think he's gay or if its because he's needlessly argumentative.
A researcher from instyle magazine has concluded that most scientist have it backward.
The researcher concluded that those who feel that Homeslice has never been laid due to "..girls tiring of listening to 12 hour old tirades on why blue is a hotter color on women's spanx than red" are wrong.

"The case made that Homeslice CANT get laid because of his attitude is incorrect. Homeslice is like that BECAUSE he has never been laid."

When TWF reporters contacted Homeslice, he denied reading any of the research. However he did subject TWF reporters to a 15 hour lecture on how MOST people from certain regions of the country are LIKELY to be virgins while MOST people from other regions of the country are pimp.

TWF 1/27/2010

Captain Morgan · 01-28-2010, 05:42 PM

Homeslice · 01-28-2010, 05:49 PM

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

pauldun170 · 01-28-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

udman · 01-28-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

Attacking the messenger???? In this part of the country we were taught to not hit girls...

t-homo · 01-28-2010, 05:56 PM

Are you seriously still fighting this?

Homeslice · 01-28-2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock

Are you seriously still fighting this?

What would that be?

HurricaneHeather · 01-28-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

What would that be?

I'm guessing your imminent virginity. Just a guess though.

Homeslice · 01-28-2010, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I'm guessing your imminent virginity. Just a guess though.

"Imminent" virginity, huh........So you're saying I'm a non-virgin who's about to become a virgin

askmrjesus · 01-28-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock

Are you seriously still fighting this?

I know, it's crazy.

The guy should just get a hooker and get it over with.

JC

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01-28-2010, 05:42 PM	#2
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816

01-28-2010, 05:49 PM	#3
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

01-28-2010, 05:56 PM	#6
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	Are you seriously still fighting this?