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9 | 20.45% |
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6 | 13.64% |
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4 | 9.09% |
| Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) |
  
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3 | 6.82% |
| Hammer Time! |
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1 | 2.27% |
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| Clemency (Highly unlikely) |
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1 | 2.27% |
| Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) |
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2 | 4.55% |
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06-11-2010, 10:24 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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The Execution of Primary Mouse
Right.
That's it. Primary mouse must die. The fucking thing has hit my last nerve. The intermittently working little slut, has pissed me off for the last time. Like last time (The Execution of Backup Mouse), you get you choose the method of its demise. Well, that's not true. You get to vote, I get to choose. JC
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06-11-2010, 10:37 AM
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What?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Lancaster, PA
Moto: Dirt
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Some combo of all of the above?
Had to google fatwa. Sounds like you could get creative there!
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06-11-2010, 10:38 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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Kill it by shotgun.
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06-11-2010, 10:44 AM
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What?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Lancaster, PA
Moto: Dirt
Posts: 578
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Death of backup mouse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPuYtHTj6w I actually can't wait to see how you do it AMJ
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06-11-2010, 10:56 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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fire, it's the best solution everytime.
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06-11-2010, 11:46 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
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..... and could involve some light explosives, packed into the mouse.
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06-11-2010, 12:04 PM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
Posts: 4,895
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Tie it to the railroad tracks man!
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06-11-2010, 11:02 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 4,756
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I like the rocket idea. There's a certain unpredictability to it that could be entertaining.
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06-11-2010, 11:12 AM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
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Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun. Strap mouse to rocket Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark. Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire. Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire Fire shotgun at rocket. Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives. Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse. Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
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06-11-2010, 01:04 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
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But it gets my vote. |
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