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07-12-2010, 05:19 PM
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put it THIS way
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brilliant
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07-12-2010, 05:25 PM
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Don't hate a player hate the game
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07-12-2010, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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07-12-2010, 05:59 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb
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07-12-2010, 09:51 PM
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Better half of Gas Man
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Location: SE, MI
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no guy is that smooth....no Marko, not even you. 
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07-13-2010, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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NEWS FLASH!!! Men lie to women to get laid, details at 11:00... really?
I'd love to be on the jury for that case and listen to all of these dumb broads testify.  "Well, um, like he, um, like told me that he was, um, like a model or something and um, like his father, um needed me to um, have sex with him, to like, live or some junk. So like, I'm a member of PETA so I , um, really care about life and stuff, so I said okay because people are animals too, kinda..."
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07-13-2010, 10:11 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
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07-12-2010, 06:34 PM
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Virtual Machine
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: PA
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07-12-2010, 09:22 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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I don't see what he did wrong. People lie to get laid all the time. Shit, push up bras are false advertising. He made up a story to get laid and it worked better then planed I'm sure. He shouldn't be charged, he should be given a high five, a bulk pack of condoms and a case of Red Bull.
James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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07-12-2010, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
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lol. One of my pledge bros who is 6' 8" convinced a girl he played for the Phoenix Suns while we were in Boston. It'd be like using that lie 20 times.
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