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Old 08-29-2012, 12:04 AM   #1
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Responding with "Tits or it didn't happen" may be considered bad form.

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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Responding with "Tits or it didn't happen" may be considered bad form.

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I can see that on other forums, I think its expected here, so thats ok.
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When your leg falls asleep after taking a dump at work, does the limp back to your desk qualify for a "Walk of shame" label?
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Old 08-29-2012, 05:15 PM   #8
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When your leg falls asleep after taking a dump at work, does the limp back to your desk qualify for a "Walk of shame" label?
No taking a dump is the walk of pride

I want to figure out how people shit underneath the seat and up into the upper sides of the bowl. That shit defines fucking logic.
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I want to figure out how people shit underneath the seat and up into the upper sides of the bowl. That shit defines fucking logic.
That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.
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That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.
I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.
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