Poetry

pauldun170 · 03-30-2009, 02:24 PM

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother..

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Rider · 03-30-2009, 02:29 PM

Truth.

Trip · 03-30-2009, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

lolz

fnfalman · 03-31-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Not every man is a knuckle dragging Neanderthal.

My poems are romantic, thoughtful and they even rhyme. Here's an example:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My wang is long and it's all for YOU.

Archren · 03-31-2009, 04:30 PM

This thread rocks.

Ninjakel · 03-31-2009, 04:31 PM

OMG!!

Rider · 03-31-2009, 04:52 PM

One I wrote to my secretary:

You're great at taking dictation
You're quite the typist too
100 words a minute as you siphon out my goo
You're always 10 minutes early and the coffee's always hot
but the best thing about you is your hairy little twat.

t-homo · 03-31-2009, 04:55 PM

I really hope you actually gave that to your secretary. It'd either be a great laugh or a great fuck.

pauldun170 · 03-31-2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

One I wrote to my secretary:

You're great at taking dictation
You're quite the typist too
100 words a minute as you siphon out my goo
You're always 10 minutes early and the coffee's always hot
but the best thing about you is your hairy little twat.

I go ahead and post an intelligent thought provoking post and you have to ruin it with that bullshit.

That's just fucked up man...
Just wrong.

"Siphon" doesn't seem to work well something about the flow and I personally think the poem should end in "cunt"...not twat.

Maybe twat waffle....just not twat.
Twat is so...British low brow

03-31-2009, 04:30 PM	#5
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03-30-2009, 02:29 PM	#2
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Truth.

03-31-2009, 04:52 PM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	One I wrote to my secretary: You're great at taking dictation You're quite the typist too 100 words a minute as you siphon out my goo You're always 10 minutes early and the coffee's always hot but the best thing about you is your hairy little twat.

03-31-2009, 04:55 PM	#8
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	I really hope you actually gave that to your secretary. It'd either be a great laugh or a great fuck.