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Old 10-31-2012, 08:42 AM   #1
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Sign of the times, I guess. Yesterday I got a message on Facepalm asking if I would pass on the phone number of someone's friend to the girl I went to a Hallowe'en party with. Neither person had a clue what relationship their might be between this girl and myself, other than we were obviously there together.

What thought process, if any, would lead a person to do something like that?
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Old 10-31-2012, 08:46 AM   #2
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Is it a male looking for a female? It's an easy thought process...

Are you male? Do you have a penis? Is there some where you want to stick it?
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:13 AM   #3
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Is it a male looking for a female? It's an easy thought process...

Are you male? Do you have a penis? Is there some where you want to stick it?
Wait, there's a thought process?
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:15 AM   #4
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Wait, there's a thought process?
Yeah, you have to process the image of the girl so you can decide to screw or not to screw, then the brain shuts down again.
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Yeah, you have to process the image of the girl so you can decide to screw or not to screw, then the brain shuts down again.
And even then, it's not so much a process as a weight limit
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Yeah, you have to process the image of the girl so you can decide to screw or not to screw, then the brain shuts down again.
So would YOU send a message to a guy who you saw on a date with a hot girl, asking that guy to give her your phone number?

*EDIT* And don't give me that, "But I'm married....." bullshit because if you would do that, then marriage likely isn't a barrier either.
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So would YOU send a message to a guy who you saw on a date with a hot girl, asking that guy to give her your phone number?

*EDIT* And don't give me that, "But I'm married....." bullshit because if you would do that, then marriage likely isn't a barrier either.
I am confused because I read it wrong. I thought he was asking for a number of a friend of the the girl you were on a date with... If he is asking for the number of the girl you were on the date with, I would send him this:

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So would YOU send a message to a guy who you saw on a date with a hot girl, asking that guy to give her your phone number?

*EDIT* And don't give me that, "But I'm married....." bullshit because if you would do that, then marriage likely isn't a barrier either.
Sorry, I read it wrong thinking person A wanted to give your date person B's phone number through you. I had to go back and read they wanted you to give up your date's number.

When I was single I hung out with a pretty large group of riding friends. I guess I was a good wingman occasionally someone outside of that circle would give me their number through someone in the circle. Granted, I didn't ever go out with the person dishing a number that way, but it's not uncommon.
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Is it a male looking for a female? It's an easy thought process...

Are you male? Do you have a penis? Is there some where you want to stick it?
Legit lol!!! hahahaha
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That's about it, but I wouldn't refer to it as 'thought.' Seems that the concept of propriety has been thrown right out the window.
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