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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Florida
Moto: Not a damn thing
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TWFix Box o' Crap: What's in the box?!?!
Let the fun begin!
Immediately I'm both elated and disappointed. A quick sniff and shake of the box tells me it's probably not feces. Hooray! But it's too small to be a severed head, totally removing the potential awesomeness of a Se7en reference. So let's dive right in...   Areva Hat. Nope, no clue what Areva is.  Sweet, an empty cassette box of romantic tunes and granny porn. It's gonna be a good night. The TWFix cards cover the naughty stuff quite well.  A map, a bike, and a free meal. Could this be a clue?  Go into the light.  Super Bounce Ball??! Fuck yeah! Now, excuse me, I need to dig out my old nextel to see if it fits this holder. Then it's off to Mickey D's for some nuggets. Thanks Trip!
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
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Get rid of the granny porn and it's not a bad score.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Whoa hold on just one minute... That's 4 hours worth of granny porn. You don't just throw that away....
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04-09-2009, 05:47 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
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hahahaha. Some good stuff though.
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04-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
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Ha! I was right about a TWF shirt and stickers!
 Granny porn??? OMG! 
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04-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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Fuzznutz
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL
Moto: 98 ZX9
Posts: 999
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Hooray for granny porn. :nana2:
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04-09-2009, 05:52 PM
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Where to next?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: OK to the C
Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT
Posts: 1,333
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Bahahaha! Great booty Corey!
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04-09-2009, 06:00 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
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Awesome!!
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04-09-2009, 06:01 PM
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: Feet
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04-09-2009, 05:47 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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