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Old 05-27-2009, 10:40 PM   #1
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:43 PM   #2
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:52 PM   #3
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"most photographed man in the country"............how does he figure?
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:00 PM   #4
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:31 PM   #5
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Why are some people allowed money.....
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:16 AM   #6
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Old 05-28-2009, 08:34 AM   #7
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"most photographed man in the country"............how does he figure?
He owns 50 cameras and a remote trigger?
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:59 PM   #8
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If my "special occasion" was my gay coming out party, I would totally hire a Sammy Haggar look-a-like to drive me around Chicago.

Sadly, that guy probably gets more pussy than the Lincoln Log (TM) your secretly lesbian nearsighted sister, claims was eaten by your dog.

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Old 05-28-2009, 09:40 AM   #9
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:05 AM   #10
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As long as your special occasion is for one, and includes a creepy guy hanging around.

All for only $300/hr!
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