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Old 05-16-2009, 11:26 PM   #1
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If you break a light bulb do not attempt to take the bulb out until you ensure that the switch is in the off position. It hurts like a bitch and feels much like a taser. The only think that hurts more than the shock of grabbing the bulb is the feeling of your body completly locked as you slowly fall toward the floor and hit it like a bag of bricks,
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:36 PM   #2
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Last name end in 'ski?


sorry, reminded me of an old room mate
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:38 PM   #3
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been there done that! good news is once you have done it once its unlikely you will repeat the mistake. Unless of course you landed head first in which case the only good news is you will probably be wearing a helmet from now on so the fall won't hurt as much.
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:40 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2009, 12:11 AM   #5
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Ack! Just another reason why I hate fucking with anything that has an electrical current.
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Old 05-17-2009, 12:41 AM   #6
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i saw on an episode of home improvement that u can use a potatoe... and that ur supposed to hit the breaker before u ever mess with electricity dumb ass.
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Old 05-17-2009, 01:00 AM   #7
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i saw on an episode of home improvement that u can use a potatoe... and that ur supposed to hit the breaker before u ever mess with electricity dumb ass.
are you related to Dan Quail?
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Old 05-18-2009, 10:06 AM   #8
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sorry, reminded me of an old room mate
Yep I had one in the Army that did the same thing. It was in Europe 220v funny as hell.
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