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Old 07-13-2011, 08:47 AM   #1
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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

In the 1994 Tarantino film Pulp Fiction, Butch Coolidge and Marsellus Wallace end up fighting in a shop after a prolongued street chase.
Butch, played by Bruce Willis, gains the upper hand over Marsellus (Ving Rhames), but is immediately held at gunpoint by the shop's owner.
Butch and Marsellus are led to a back room of the shop, where they are bound and gagged and prepared for the imminent arrival of 'Zed'. They are told they will be kept in captivity and sexually abused.
Butch manages to break free from his bonds and violently reverse the fortunes of his tormentors, leaving Marsellus to exact 'medieval' retribution.


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Old 07-13-2011, 08:50 AM   #2
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:05 AM   #3
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Lame... judging by the pic she's not completely hideous... Basically, he got laid for three straight days, got a new pair of jeans, and was paid... sounds like the BEST way for a fucking robbery to go bad to me...
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This is like kids bragging about getting laid by their teacher... Moron.
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:12 PM   #5
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by the looks of her, it would have been a good time.
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:21 PM   #6
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The pic in the story looked terrible, but that chick is smokin - she should only be arrested for encouraging people to break into salons.
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:22 PM   #7
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The pic in the story looked terrible, but that chick is smokin - she should only be arrested for encouraging people to break into salons.

He should be arrested for complaining he got laid.

I bet she has a lot more robberies in the future
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He should be arrested for complaining he got laid.

I bet she has a lot more robberies in the future
Seriously. The dude needs to turn his fucking man card in pronto.
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WOW... I'd hit that in a second.
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Hey Tsunami. Need anyone to be tied up so you can practice your medical on them?
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