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Adeptus_Minor · 01-09-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Tiny Miniature Jews?

I have the whole set, I love 'em!

JC

Yeah, but do you have the Masada playset?

askmrjesus · 01-10-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Yeah, but do you have the Masada playset?

Not yet, I'm saving up for it.

I do have the Lego Wailing Wall, but it keeps falling over when the TMJ's bang their little heads against it.

JC

Adeptus_Minor · 01-10-2009, 09:46 AM

Guess you don't have the TMR's to keep them in line.

ceo012384 · 01-12-2009, 01:39 PM

I grind my teeth when I sleep... guess it's a stress thing. I didn't know about it until girls told me.

Unless I'm really drunk, then I might snore instead.

I should probably wear a mouth guard but that shit is too gay... I'll just grind em.

Amorok · 01-12-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

I remember Amorok complaining that his wife says she has this and, thus, is unwilling to give him a hummer.
I told him to tell her it stands for "Taste My Johnson".

Yes my wife still suffers from this, and while oral attentions are up almost 70% in our house, she complains about it more, making me feel guilty. I used the "Taste my johnson" line, and she didn't find it amusing. She says it acually means "too much johnson" and that I should leave her alone, so your plan backfired. Thanks.

TMJ can be a bitch, and I'm not sure how to help you kell, since apparently the cure is less blowjobs and not allowing anyone to lick your kitty, and you said you're not dating anyone.

Homeslice · 01-12-2009, 05:16 PM

I don't see how BJ's would aggravate a girl's TMJ, unless your cock is the diameter of a Hickory Farms sausage.

fasternyou929 · 01-12-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

I don't see how BJ's would aggravate a girl's TMJ, unless your cock is the diameter of a Hickory Farms sausage.

Thanks.

Homeslice · 01-12-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Thanks.

No, I didn't look when you tried to flash me.

Amorok · 01-12-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

I don't see how BJ's would aggravate a girl's TMJ, unless your cock is the diameter of a Hickory Farms sausage.

Well, that's what I thought. And for the record, I'm not breaking any records down there. I'm not hung like a starving feildmouse or anything even though I joke about it, but I'm not getting a career in the movies either. Apparently I'm huge though, at least if I want to believe what she says, and I don't. Oh, it's sweet of her to say but come on, who hasn't had a woman tell them that? The same as we tell women that they're the best we've ever had or that they're the hottest chick we've ever been with. They're nice lies designed to make people feel good, and while I don't believe it I appreciate the sentiment. Until it becomes justification for me missing out on something, then it isn't cute anymore.

OneSickPsycho · 01-12-2009, 05:32 PM

One of my ex's had this... She'd wake me up all the time grinding her teeth... NOTHING is more horribly annoying than waking up next to someone grinding the teet out of their head. Went to the doc, got a mouth guard just like you would get for sports and it was all good... well... except that it turned her into a drool factory... that spit was put to good use though...

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01-12-2009, 05:16 PM	#26
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	I don't see how BJ's would aggravate a girl's TMJ, unless your cock is the diameter of a Hickory Farms sausage.

01-12-2009, 05:32 PM	#30
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	One of my ex's had this... She'd wake me up all the time grinding her teeth... NOTHING is more horribly annoying than waking up next to someone grinding the teet out of their head. Went to the doc, got a mouth guard just like you would get for sports and it was all good... well... except that it turned her into a drool factory... that spit was put to good use though...