New Brownie Recipe

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Well I'm concerned about the fat content -- I know for a lot of recipes, you can sub applesauce for your oil or eggs and maintain the moisture. Would that work for these brownies? And just what is the heart:applesauce exchange ratio?

That's a toughie. I don't think that the consistency would really be the same. Maybe if you used the heart of someone who did a lot of cardio?

I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.

OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by neebelung

OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?

Dunno.... I sort of like a richer flavour, but I suppose that I could rig up a hamster wheel and let you know.

[njchopper87]

I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by njchopper87

I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?

Yup, you're the only one. It didn't say "Jah Love."

[Sanchez]

Originally Posted by shmike

1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by Sanchez

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

Dremel FTMFW! HOHO!

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Sanchez

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

Be like Chuck Norris and use your hand.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Sanchez

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

I picked up a nice illustrated instructional manual at the Museum of Natural History.

[OneSickPsycho]

When do you put the dope in?