guy w/ NO arms/legs to fight MMA - Page 2

Particle Man · 03-24-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by unknownroad

Okay, so we got "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a boxing ring"... what's the punchline? Mat?

fuck, you beat me to it.

Switch · 03-25-2009, 10:41 AM

I mean, basically he's just gonna get kicked in the head and get knocked out.

Dave · 03-25-2009, 11:29 AM

another good example of how much mma sucks

RACER X · 04-27-2009, 02:23 PM

AUBURN, Ala. -- Knighted by some and demonized by others, Kyle Maynard completed his almost two-year-long journey into the cage on Saturday at the Auburn Covered Arena. He left it unscathed, save for the defeat on his amateur mixed martial arts record.

The 23-year-old congenital amputee dropped a three-round decision to Bryan Fry in the main event of an Auburn Fight Night show and received five standing ovations for his efforts. Fears centered on the possibility of his being injured lingered overhead, but Maynard proved capable of defending himself. All three judges scored it 30-27 in Fry’s favor.

apperantly there's vid of the fight, youtube is blocked at my work

YouTube - Kyle Maynard, Amputee, Round 1 of First Mixed Martial Arts Fight, Auburn, AL Ultimate Fighting

Lucky3623 · 04-27-2009, 03:02 PM

So since he doesn't technically have knees, can you kick him on the ground? Is it legal to kick him at all?

Homeslice · 04-27-2009, 03:10 PM

Fairy decent pecs for someone with no hands........Must use a lot of cables/bands

His opponent was pulling punches though

askmrjesus · 04-27-2009, 05:57 PM

I've heard about one legged men in ass kicking contests, but I never thought someone would be dumb enough to try it.

JC

Amber Lamps · 04-27-2009, 06:53 PM

That was by far the lamest thing I've seen in a long time. What exactly was the guy gonna do if he got to his opponent? Man, it was almost creepy! It reminded me of those Hellraiser movies or something.

Homeslice · 04-27-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

That was by far the lamest thing I've seen in a long time. What exactly was the guy gonna do if he got to his opponent?

Hump his leg and hope it's enough to take him down, instead of getting kicked off.

TYEster · 04-27-2009, 08:33 PM

I'm guessing this whole thing was to prove a point. Seeing as how it would damn near by impossible to for the amputee to win. There's only 2 ways I can see that he would...

1. He somehow manages to trip up his opponent and while the opponent is dazed or looking away, he'll have to punch or nub? him right in the face and immediately knock him out. He has no physical way of weighing the opponent down to punch him NOR does he have the appendages to submit him.

2. His opponent slips on a puddle of sweat or blood, falls and knocks himself out. And I don't even know if that constitutes as a win for the disabled.

03-25-2009, 10:41 AM	#12
Switch dadbod Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East TN Posts: 1,215	I mean, basically he's just gonna get kicked in the head and get knocked out. __________________ It's fine.

04-27-2009, 02:23 PM	#14
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	AUBURN, Ala. -- Knighted by some and demonized by others, Kyle Maynard completed his almost two-year-long journey into the cage on Saturday at the Auburn Covered Arena. He left it unscathed, save for the defeat on his amateur mixed martial arts record. The 23-year-old congenital amputee dropped a three-round decision to Bryan Fry in the main event of an Auburn Fight Night show and received five standing ovations for his efforts. Fears centered on the possibility of his being injured lingered overhead, but Maynard proved capable of defending himself. All three judges scored it 30-27 in Fry’s favor. apperantly there's vid of the fight, youtube is blocked at my work YouTube - Kyle Maynard, Amputee, Round 1 of First Mixed Martial Arts Fight, Auburn, AL Ultimate Fighting __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

04-27-2009, 05:57 PM	#17
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I've heard about one legged men in ass kicking contests, but I never thought someone would be dumb enough to try it. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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03-25-2009, 11:29 AM	#13
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	another good example of how much mma sucks

04-27-2009, 03:02 PM	#15
Lucky3623 Official Thread Killer Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 554	So since he doesn't technically have knees, can you kick him on the ground? Is it legal to kick him at all?

04-27-2009, 03:10 PM	#16
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Fairy decent pecs for someone with no hands........Must use a lot of cables/bands His opponent was pulling punches though

04-27-2009, 06:53 PM	#18
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	That was by far the lamest thing I've seen in a long time. What exactly was the guy gonna do if he got to his opponent? Man, it was almost creepy! It reminded me of those Hellraiser movies or something.

04-27-2009, 08:33 PM	#20
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	I'm guessing this whole thing was to prove a point. Seeing as how it would damn near by impossible to for the amputee to win. There's only 2 ways I can see that he would... 1. He somehow manages to trip up his opponent and while the opponent is dazed or looking away, he'll have to punch or nub? him right in the face and immediately knock him out. He has no physical way of weighing the opponent down to punch him NOR does he have the appendages to submit him. 2. His opponent slips on a puddle of sweat or blood, falls and knocks himself out. And I don't even know if that constitutes as a win for the disabled.