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Old 04-17-2009, 09:31 AM   #101
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Oh he won't care... It was his dog before mine....

Wait a min.... You're talking about another man.... ohh...
I don't even know where to start with this one
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Old 04-17-2009, 10:33 AM   #102
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:15 AM   #103
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Just curiousity my friend. Nothing more - nothing less.

I'm not trying to hook anyone up. Unless you've changed your mind about that whole tattoo thing....then we can talk!


lol sorry darlin, but its on the list of non negotiable, I seem to suffer more and more on this particular requirement.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:34 AM   #104
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lol sorry darlin, but its on the list of non negotiable, I seem to suffer more and more on this particular requirement.
So if you get a woman home and are about to do the deed, and discover she has a tattoo you didn't know about, would you kick her out of bed? Didn't think so.
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Old 04-18-2009, 11:50 AM   #105
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So if you get a woman home and are about to do the deed, and discover she has a tattoo you didn't know about, would you kick her out of bed? Didn't think so.
I use to hate girls who smoked and wouldn't consider them for anything. Then I figured out that if they'll stick that nasty cigarette in their mouth they'll stick anything in their mouth!!!
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Old 04-18-2009, 12:43 PM   #106
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I've been taken since January 13th of 01. Our six year anniversary is in May. We have an awesome 2 1/2 year old boy, and a flooded house.
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:29 AM   #107
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So if you get a woman home and are about to do the deed, and discover she has a tattoo you didn't know about, would you kick her out of bed? Didn't think so.
Hey Capin, we are talking about relationships, not fucking a random but thanks for playing.
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:37 PM   #108
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Beyond taken....4 kids, need I say more?
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:53 PM   #109
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I use to hate girls who smoked and wouldn't consider them for anything. Then I figured out that if they'll stick that nasty cigarette in their mouth they'll stick anything in their mouth!!!
ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:44 PM   #110
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