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Old 05-14-2009, 03:49 PM   #11
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:02 PM   #12
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Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.
Absolutely! ...but she's such a big fucking cunt, you'd surely have to donkey punch her...
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #13
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Absolutely! ...but she's such a big fucking cunt, you'd surely have to donkey punch her...
Yeah, but this is a sexy list not a politics list, exactly why Obama should never even be close to it, much less in it.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-14-2009, 06:41 PM   #14
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Epic failure. Michelle Obama is not at all hot, she's positively hideous. I guess anything with the name Obama attached will instantly gain approval, whether its true or not.
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Old 05-14-2009, 07:01 PM   #15
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Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.
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I guess anything with the name Obama attached will instantly gain approval, whether its true or not.
I think I'm going to start a company and call it "Obama boxes" and just sell boxes full of shits I take.

I'm not a fan of Maxim or any of those "men's" magazines. If I am getting a "Man" magazine it's going to be Juggs, Hustler, or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass. But there is no way Michelle Obama should be listed in the top 100. You can go to any high school in America and come up with 100 hotter women than her. Not saying Michelle is that bad but in reality Sarah Palin is much hotter and then throw in Representative Mary Mack who would dominate both Palin and Obama.

This was Maxim's editors sucking on Barack's dick.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:13 AM   #17
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I think I'm going to start a company and call it "Obama boxes" and just sell boxes full of shits I take.

I'm not a fan of Maxim or any of those "men's" magazines. If I am getting a "Man" magazine it's going to be Juggs, Hustler, or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass. But there is no way Michelle Obama should be listed in the top 100. You can go to any high school in America and come up with 100 hotter women than her. Not saying Michelle is that bad but in reality Sarah Palin is much hotter and then throw in Representative Mary Mack who would dominate both Palin and Obama.

This was Maxim's editors sucking on Barack's dick.
Check! I didn't feel like typing that much...
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:47 AM   #18
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13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat.
Hell yes Olivia Wilde is fuck'n GORGEOUS...
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I saw this story yesterday and I too thought WTF because I think Michelle Obama is UGLY! She might make an OK looking man, MAYBE. But HOT woman, I think not.
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I saw this story yesterday and I too thought WTF because I think Michelle Obama is UGLY! She might make an OK looking man, MAYBE. But HOT woman, I think not.
Yeah, she reminds me of Harry from Harry and the Hendersons, only with a dress on it.
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