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Old 06-16-2009, 04:18 PM   #11
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A girl, because he isn't capable of transmitting a Y chromosome since his is so weak already that it does not allow him to be honest and upfront with the woman he is in a relationship with.
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:20 PM   #12
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:55 PM   #13
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A girl, because he isn't capable of transmitting a Y chromosome since his is so weak already that it does not allow him to be honest and upfront with the woman he is in a relationship with.
PSSST!!!... Dude, Triple did tell her up front that he didn't want kids and he did tell her that he wants to get a vasectomy... Other people, including myself have suggested that he get it done and then tell her. Apparently myself and several others here, including Trip's wife can't produce male children. Triple has been on the up and up during this entire process. In fact all he did was ask about the procedure, he never inferred that he wouldn't tell her about it. You and a few more like you have blasted this guy unmercifully but in reality, he just asked about an operation he was thinking about getting.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:01 PM   #14
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ok, calm down triple, I'd barely trust you to run to the store for food.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:03 PM   #15
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TIGGER, you can lead my campaign when I run for President.
Hey, I may be a douchebag but the truth is the truth! About 10 idiots here owe you an apology at the very least! Yeesh, you never once said that you won't tell her.

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ok, calm down triple, I'd barely trust you to run to the store for food.
What if we gave him a note to give to the counter worker?
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:04 PM   #16
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Dr: Hello. How may I help you?

Triple: Hello, I have a problem

Triple: I just accidentally a pregnancy. Is this bad?

Dr: What's your problem?

Dr: Accidentally what?

Triple: A pregnancy

Dr: Accidetally what a pregnancy?

Triple: I just accidentally the whole pregnancy, the whole pregnancy.

Dr: You're not making sense.... please explain properly

Triple: Ok. I'll try. I was just got my stairs a couple of days ago, I decided to try it today. However, to my surprise;

Triple: I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE PREGNANCY!

Triple: What do I do?

Dr: Accidentally what?

Triple: The pregnancy
I had 3 people staring at me as I laughed at this for a ridiculously long time.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:11 PM   #17
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:15 PM   #19
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