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RIP REX
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
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30) you claim you cant ride the twisties cause the bike wasnt made for it but still claim to be a better rider then all of your friends <----- i actually have a friend that does this
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11-02-2009, 12:27 AM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Pensacola, FL
Moto: The v-twin trifecta
Posts: 437
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31) If it's not stretched, its CRAP!
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11-02-2009, 08:55 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Richmond, Tx
Moto: '10 Tuono Factory
Posts: 4,569
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32) if your name is ed
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11-02-2009, 11:39 AM
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Guys... where *are* we?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Carolina
Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs.
Posts: 784
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33- You've got a paint-matched helmet hanging off the side of the bike that has never actually been on anyone's head
34- Your shift lever has a color-coordinated sock so it won't scuff your sneakers 35- Your front end is lowered and strapped to the point of not actually absorbing any shocks.
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11-02-2009, 01:49 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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36) You weigh between 275-390lbs, and none of it is muscle.
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11-02-2009, 02:11 PM
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Elitist
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
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11-02-2009, 06:39 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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37) You hold a land speed record for open wheeled motorcycles over 1300cc
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11-02-2009, 06:44 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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11-02-2009, 07:57 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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38) You're wearing a wife beater, Nike Airs, Cargo shorts, and an Icon helmet.
39) You start off with both feet down and leave them there until you hit 20 mph 40) You won't ride it on the highway but if the road is straight enough you try to hit highway speeds in town
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11-03-2009, 10:21 AM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750
Posts: 1,404
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41) Your back tire looks like this....
 42) Women like to take their clothes off next to your bike....for no reason. It just feels right! 
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