Stupid Questions You Hear - Page 3

dReWpY · 11-03-2009, 10:09 PM

I work with freshmen in college, i win

Mr Lefty · 11-03-2009, 10:17 PM

I get asked every time I go into a fast food restraunt (AFTER commenting about my helmet) if it's for here or to go... never fails.

What happens if it rains? (I reply with... I get wet)

is that a dirt bike?

or is that thing able to go on pavement? (as it's parked in the parking lot)

why in the hell would you trade in the Honda on THAT?!

I just smile and laugh... cause I can

Smittie61984 · 11-03-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean

"Would you like that for here or to go?"

Yeah, I'm going to take a medium iced tea and three open dishes in the backpack that I don't have.

Haha.

I've gone through drive throughs on my motorcycle. That gets more dumb looks than dumb questions. Understandable because only a dumbass would go through a drive through on a motorcycle.

The one that bugs me is do you worry about crashing?

Kaneman · 11-03-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

I get asked every time I go into a fast food restraunt (AFTER commenting about my helmet) if it's for here or to go... never fails.

What happens if it rains? (I reply with... I get wet)

is that a dirt bike?

or is that thing able to go on pavement? (as it's parked in the parking lot)

why in the hell would you trade in the Honda on THAT?!

I just smile and laugh... cause I can

lol, I regularly go through the drive through on the bike or get food to go on the bike so you never know...

Mr Lefty · 11-03-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Haha.

I've gone through drive throughs on my motorcycle. That gets more dumb looks than dumb questions. Understandable because only a dumbass would go through a drive through on a motorcycle.

The one that bugs me is do you worry about crashing?

I do that too... only to Tacobell though... just shove the burrito's in my jacket

another is so how fast have you gone on it? or is that pretty fast?

another I got just the other day... a really young airman probably 18 came up and I know he was just wanting to talk to me as I'm an MTL and he just wanted to be notice... but he looks at my bike and reads "dual sport 400" and asks... Sgt Eberhardt, sir is that one of those Dual Sport 400s? those are cool!"

I said... glad to know the Air Force isn't gonna have to teach you how to read. and laughed... he was a little embarrassed but got the point... and we started talking about the bike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneman

lol, I regularly go through the drive through on the bike or get food to go on the bike so you never know...

but not when I just superkinglarge sized it with a 5gal pepsi

MILK · 11-03-2009, 10:39 PM

The all time dumbest question was when I returned to the dealer to pick up my bike after the break in period was over. After having the bike 2 weeks I had 900 miles on it and it was time for that first oil change.

He asked me if I was back because I had wrecked. SIGH. I said nope! Just hear for the oil change, thanks.

Cruzergirl · 11-04-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

How many other people hear the question "Ride your bike today?" when someone sees you walking in, wearing a riding jacket and carrying your helmet?

?

I got that this morning from my office mate. I was too slow to say anything but yes but I walked away thinking: "let's see, I'm wearing a leather jacket, carrying my helmet..." "Here's your sign".

Papa_Complex · 11-04-2009, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

Nah politicians don't ask dumb questions, they do however give dumb answers.

He who says that has never been privy to a conversation between a politician and a contractor.

Leon · 11-04-2009, 11:14 AM

While riding through the GA mountains this year. We stopped to get some fuel. While waiting to pay inside the shop, a few of the locals looked over at Kelley and her baby blue GSXR 750. They turned to a few of the guys in our group and askled when they started making bikes in "girl sizes".

LeeNetworX · 11-04-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leon

While riding through the GA mountains this year. We stopped to get some fuel. While waiting to pay inside the shop, a few of the locals looked over at Kelley and her baby blue GSXR 750. They turned to a few of the guys in our group and askled when they started making bikes in "girl sizes".

LOL - I can just picture it all in my head.

11-04-2009, 11:14 AM	#29
Leon WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 648	While riding through the GA mountains this year. We stopped to get some fuel. While waiting to pay inside the shop, a few of the locals looked over at Kelley and her baby blue GSXR 750. They turned to a few of the guys in our group and askled when they started making bikes in "girl sizes". __________________ Loz is a BIG FAT F*CK

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11-03-2009, 10:17 PM	#22
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	I get asked every time I go into a fast food restraunt (AFTER commenting about my helmet) if it's for here or to go... never fails. What happens if it rains? (I reply with... I get wet) is that a dirt bike? or is that thing able to go on pavement? (as it's parked in the parking lot) why in the hell would you trade in the Honda on THAT?! I just smile and laugh... cause I can

11-03-2009, 10:39 PM	#26
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	The all time dumbest question was when I returned to the dealer to pick up my bike after the break in period was over. After having the bike 2 weeks I had 900 miles on it and it was time for that first oil change. He asked me if I was back because I had wrecked. SIGH. I said nope! Just hear for the oil change, thanks.