If you want to destroy my sweater....

pauldun170 · 02-25-2010, 12:22 PM

Police: Fake New Jersey Veterinarian Attempts Suicide

MIDDLE TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- Police say a southern New Jersey man who posed as a female veterinarian tried to kill himself with a thread from his sweater.

Middle Township police say a dispatcher revived Daniel Tyce after finding the thread wrapped around the 27-year-old's neck.

Tyce is held on $25,000 bail in the Cape May County Jail on charges of trying to pass bad checks.

Tyce was indicted in 2009 on charges of animal cruelty and practicing veterinary medicine without a license. Authorities said he posed as a female veterinarian for two years and opened a phony animal shelter called South Jersey Small Animal Rescue.

CrazyKell · 02-25-2010, 12:24 PM

Hold this thread while I walk away.

pauldun170 · 02-25-2010, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazykell

hold this thread while i walk away.

while i walk away yee yay!!!

CrazyKell · 02-25-2010, 12:28 PM

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked.

pauldun170 · 02-25-2010, 12:30 PM

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor...I've come undone

Dave · 02-25-2010, 12:50 PM

oooooWOOOOOOooooo ooooooWOOOOOOoooooo

Particle Man · 02-25-2010, 03:00 PM

GodDAMMIT, now I have that fucking song in my head.

I hate you.

Cory · 02-25-2010, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

GodDAMMIT, now I have that fucking song in my head.

I hate you.

me too!

Rider · 02-25-2010, 03:08 PM

I have no idea what song that is but I really don't care either.

Particle Man · 02-25-2010, 03:12 PM

Weezer... Undone.

02-25-2010, 03:00 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	GodDAMMIT, now I have that fucking song in my head. I hate you. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-25-2010, 03:12 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Weezer... Undone. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I have no idea what song that is but I really don't care either.