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Old 04-08-2010, 01:02 PM   #51
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I'd like to say that I wouldn't be, that'd I'd tell the media to fuck off and mind their own business. But, then again, I've never been rich or famous...so who knows.

If he would've been a man about it, came out and said something like, "Yea, I fucked all those bitches right good too. Probably going to keep doing it as long as I can too, because its awesome" then Nike probably would've dropped him sure....but he would've still recovered just the same...and he would've kept his balls intact.

Although, if the end result of his chosen approach of being a bitch nets him more money, pussy and golf jackets then who am I to criticize anyway?
It would be awesome if he gave details when they asked him about it.
Uchitel liked it in the ass...
IHOP chic swallowed...
Porn star liked it rough...etc., etc.

Wonder what the reporters would do with that shit?
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:05 PM   #52
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Defector, search for 'sexting Jocylin James'... I might have spelled it wrong. But she's the porn star, and Tigers texts to her are listed there.
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:10 PM   #53
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Defector, search for 'sexting Jocylin James'... I might have spelled it wrong. But she's the porn star, and Tigers texts to her are listed there.
Not so much looking for it myself, just kind of wondering out loud what the reaction would have been by the press if he actually gave them graphic details about it when asked. Sometimes I think the media wouldn't know what the fuck to do with actual facts.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:13 PM   #54
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Not so much looking for it myself, just kind of wondering out loud what the reaction would have been by the press if he actually gave them graphic details about it when asked. Sometimes I think the media wouldn't know what the fuck to do with actual facts.
It would be a shocker. Thered be a frenzy of Nike terminating him and the golf worlds jaw dropping to its knees.
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It would be a shocker. Thered be a frenzy of Nike terminating him and the golf worlds jaw dropping to its knees.
That would rock, because golf is for fags anyway.

It's not even a sport, it's a skill like darts.
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