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Old 10-25-2010, 03:53 PM   #1
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anyone else watch red vs blue? I just went through some lists of quotes and was laughing out loud in out student union, my students think im nuts...

Pvt. Dick Simmons: The other Freelancers never gave orders, they just offered to trade favors.
Agent Washington: Okay, then let's bargain. What do you want?
Sgt. Dexter Grif: [conferencing] Three words guys:...
Sarge: New base...
Sgt. Dexter Grif: ...gold-plated vagina.
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Shut up.
Sarge: Lasers.
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Always with that.
Sgt. Dexter Grif: Nudie mags.
Sarge: Robots and lasers. Lasers, and robots.
Sgt. Dexter Grif: Milkshake.
Sarge: All right, we talked about it, and we figured out what we want.
Agent Washington: All right, let's have it.
Sarge: We want you to demote Grif.
Agent Washington: Done.
Pvt. Dexter Grif: *What?*
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Another wasted opportunity.
Agent Washington: Congratulations. You are now *Private* Grif again.
Sarge: Got anything lower?
Agent Washington: Private, *Junior* Grif?
Sarge: I was thinkin' something with an insulting adjective, or... maybe a demeaning adverb...
Agent Washington: How about Minor *Junior* Private Grif, negative first class?
Sarge: Heh heh, I like the way you think.
Mnr. Jr. Pvt. Dexter Grif, -1st Class: You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me, right?
Sarge: Hey, if we do get killed at least we'll go out on a high note. Well, everybody but you. That's to be expected; you haven't had a high note in five years! Why break the goddamn streak?
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:59 PM   #2
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I haven't watched it in awhile, not since Halo 2.
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Old 10-25-2010, 04:11 PM   #3
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same here, i pretty much saw blood gulch and the second one, and i nostalgia, i lost
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Old 10-26-2010, 04:52 AM   #4
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I own the first four seasons and we would watch them on deployments over and over again. That series is just full of quotes and is well worth watching over and over again. The one I always remember is when Doc showed up and Tucker was questioning him about joinin the Blue side.

Church: We need you to assist and help us kill all the Reds
Doc: Well even if my orders didnt prohibit it, I joined the Army as a consciencious objecter
Tucker: A consci... What?
Doc: I'm a pacifist
Caboose: You're a thing a baby sucks on?
Tucker: No dude, thats a pedophile
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier
Tucker: Oh yeah, right... I was totally thinking about something else
Church: Thats real classy Tucker


Check out the Zombie Plan on youtube, had me cracking up...
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Old 11-13-2010, 01:07 AM   #5
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God damn, I forgot how awesome this webisode was, I am up to season 7. I only watched the first 5 seasons originally and then forgot to keep up with the new ones after 5. This shit is hilarious. Season 6 and 7 were pretty bad ass and funny. Season 8 is the last one they are up to, gonna watch that tomorrow. Demonoid ftw.
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Old 11-13-2010, 02:44 AM   #6
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I love Red vs. Blue. I watched about 6 seasons but I haven't watched the latest one. I should get those on DVD to share on a deployment.

Doc: What's your zombie plan?
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:58 PM   #7
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Just finished watching the last season, the show got surprisingly deep for a hilarious video game internet show. The storyline was really good.
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Old 11-27-2010, 03:13 AM   #8
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