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Old 01-12-2011, 01:12 PM   #71
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Though, don't be too good at it - it might get you stalked
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:14 PM   #72
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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
Do it! Its obvious that you want some of that young meat. :
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Old 01-12-2011, 05:00 PM   #73
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
you are my hero.. i aspire to be like you someday.. i tend to just get the used up sluts who decide they don't want to fuck that often anymore.. stupid bitches..
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:09 PM   #74
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you are my hero.. i aspire to be like you someday.. i tend to just get the used up sluts who decide they don't want to fuck that often anymore.. stupid bitches..
Well here's my motto, every woman has a pussy but none of them have the pussy!
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:20 PM   #75
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:22 PM   #76
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Im 25. Wheres my cougar?
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:09 PM   #77
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For some reason I always thought you were late 20's early 30's.
If you add those together, then you'd have his age right!

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Thats not what I was saying. I was saying I would rather have someone more mature. I would date a 35 year old, dont know if it would go much farther than that though.
I know. I had to harass you about it.

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Both definitely, IMO

Men apparently have higher standards than women, or at least higher confidence in their income-earning potential......Because I don't see too many 20-something guys marrying rich 90-year old women.
Because women know better. We know that they'd only be in it for the money. Even at 90, we have a better chance to live another 10 years than the 20 year old guy!

MILK - go for it!
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Old 01-12-2011, 10:34 PM   #78
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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
I'm 29, tyvm....
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:26 AM   #80
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I'm 29, tyvm....
Yes dear but you are entirely too far away.. lol
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