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Old 11-26-2011, 08:56 PM   #31
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Heel toe shifter FTW. Done most of those, still going strong. Ulu bites her tongue.
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:35 PM   #32
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Break your left Tibia...Then come see me


Faggot.
I broke both, and a femur, six ribs, a collarbone, and an arm, all in the same crash.

Which leads us to...

Pwned by a girl, Part One:

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Try breaking a femur THEN you can talk.
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My wife got wrecked by a car, while riding in the Swiss Alps. Two days after having her broken ankle put into a plaster cast, she rode back to Germany.

Suck it up, cupcake.

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Old 11-26-2011, 10:58 PM   #33
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Shift with your hand. Reach down and do it. Had to do that when I snapped of my lever at barber
Haha, been there too. Bent the linkage bar on the 500 one time. Apparently it wasnt quite straight and I downshift hard. Everytime I went to downshift it would put the stress on the bar and bend it more instead of shifting. I had to turn around and ride home like 15 miles, bending over to downshift with my hand at every turn and light. Pain in the ass....
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:58 PM   #34
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I broke both, and a femur, six ribs, a collarbone, and an arm, all in the same crash.

Which leads us to...

Pwned by a girl, Part One:



Followed by Pwned by a girl Part Two:

My wife got wrecked by a car, while riding in the Swiss Alps. Two days after having her broken ankle put into a plaster cast, she rode back to Germany.

Suck it up, cupcake.

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I have no desire to break any other bone in my body...Ever again. And I dont wish it on anyone. It fucking sucks.

And Ebbs rode with a broken ankle at one rally, Like I said...If I cared enough to do it I would...But frankly I would rather be healed and healthy than run the risk of hurting myself more.

Riding with a broken ankle is an entirely different animal than it would be breaking your tibia and having knee surgery. I.E. Your Wife, and Ebbs.
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:18 AM   #35
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I have no desire to break any other bone in my body...Ever again. And I dont wish it on anyone. It fucking sucks.

And Ebbs rode with a broken ankle at one rally, Like I said...If I cared enough to do it I would...But frankly I would rather be healed and healthy than run the risk of hurting myself more.

Riding with a broken ankle is an entirely different animal than it would be breaking your tibia and having knee surgery. I.E. Your Wife, and Ebbs.
breaking your tibia and breaking your ankle can be one in the same
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:59 AM   #36
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What about busting your ass?
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Old 11-29-2011, 08:14 AM   #37
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What about busting your ass?
thats a bit more complicated to do, only saw that once and that was a guy who jumped off the verrazano bridge, his legs busted his ass on their way up into his chest.
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:02 AM   #38
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thats a bit more complicated to do, only saw that once and that was a guy who jumped off the verrazano bridge, his legs busted his ass on their way up into his chest.
Bet it was a bitch finding pants after that.
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:10 AM   #39
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Bet it was a bitch finding pants after that.
among other things. EMS got there rather fast, he still had something of a pulse so those guys scooped and ran, coupled with soem overzealous trauma surgeons they flogged the poor guy for a few hrs before he finally died.
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Old 11-29-2011, 07:33 PM   #40
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among other things. EMS got there rather fast, he still had something of a pulse so those guys scooped and ran, coupled with soem overzealous trauma surgeons they flogged the poor guy for a few hrs before he finally died.
He was the dumbass that jumped off the bridge
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