10-16-2008, 09:51 AM | #1 |
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You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
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10-16-2008, 09:57 AM | #2 |
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You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you?
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10-16-2008, 09:59 AM | #3 |
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10-16-2008, 10:27 AM | #4 |
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10-16-2008, 10:57 AM | #5 |
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I actually used the "unique rabbit" one the other day for something!
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10-16-2008, 11:03 AM | #6 |
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My coworkers now hate me
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10-16-2008, 11:06 AM | #7 |
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they hate you for that?! Def don't send them this then...
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10-16-2008, 11:09 AM | #8 | |
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10-16-2008, 11:11 AM | #9 |
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I TOLD ya they'd hate ya! I got hit with that one yesterday in an email from an AF buddy, titled russian aircrat crash, I didnt think anything of it till it opened, needless to say, there will be vengeance!
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10-16-2008, 11:15 AM | #10 |
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I had to Ctrl, Atl, Del to get it to quit.
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