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Old 12-23-2008, 11:04 AM   #61
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LOL Forgot golf. I love golf. I really enjoy playing it. I think if it as outdoor billards. A lot of skill evolved.

I didn't like it at first. But my brother is about 13 years younger then me and one day was given two free buckets of balls from a friend for a driving range. He asked me to take him. I hit one of the buckets and I found that I was hitting it farther then most of the people there. I started to like it at that point and went back again. This time I was set on hitting that big rock with the 300 on it. I put everything into it and was hooking and slicing like a mother fucker. Must have been beginners luck the first time. LOL.

Its a fun game if you like a challenge, like the outdoors, don't mind walking and have fun doing easter egg hunts.


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Old 12-23-2008, 11:08 AM   #62
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I adore playing golf and usually get 2 or 3 rounds in a week in good weather.

Watching golf on the other hand?
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:45 AM   #63
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I have to agree. I never got the "chase the ball" thing.

Look at Golf. What the fuck is that? Dude has a ball, paid good money for it. Puts the ball on a little stick, and then whacks the fuck out of it with a bigger stick. Ball goes flying into the woods. Problem solved, right?

No. Now the dude goes looking for the ball so he can hit it again. He's afraid he might have lost the ball, and he's freaking out. This is where I get lost. If you liked the ball so goddamned much, why the fuck did you hit it with a stick, and make it fly into the woods? Idiots.

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The worst part? What does the motherfucker do if and after he finds said ball?

He fucking hits it again!

AAAAAAARGHHH! Why?

Just be happy ya found yer fucking ball...now, stick in in your goddamn pocket, count your fucking blessings and lets GO!*

Idiots indeed.



* ...Do donuts with the fucking carts...
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:49 AM   #64
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The worst part? What does the motherfucker do if and after he finds said ball?

He fucking hits it again!

AAAAAAARGHHH! Why?

Just be happy ya found yer fucking ball...now, stick in in your goddamn pocket, count your fucking blessings and lets GO!*

Idiots indeed.



Do donuts with the fucking carts...
When you realise that the people involved are sneaking copious amounts of beer from their golf bags, the behaviour becomes much easier to understand.
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:03 PM   #65
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:03 PM   #66
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When you realise that the people involved are sneaking copious amounts of beer from their golf bags, the behaviour becomes much easier to understand.
I have a few friends who take a cooler full of beer with them and come back drunk after winning 1st and 2nd place in tournaments. They are pretty good, but claim they suck sober.
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Old 12-23-2008, 06:31 PM   #67
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you're hilariously retarded, the weather must be getting to you. i said "wow."

but at least you used spell check this time, maybe you meant the other guy, who basically called you a member of the klan. if you truly understood english and the art of wordplay, you would've caught that.
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:41 PM   #68
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I watch my Colts play football, and enjoy going to baseball games (HATE watching baseball on tv), but other than that, I don't give a rat's ass. Several of my friends are so deep in love with sports they can name damn near any player for any sport. It's insane.
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Old 12-25-2008, 09:06 PM   #69
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I'm not a sports fan... I'll watch a decent football game and enjoy... Pretty much everything else sucks, unless it's a REALLY good game... If there's anything I sorta follow it's MMA, and even then I really don't care much about it.
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Old 12-25-2008, 11:45 PM   #70
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Watching sports on TV bores the hell out of me. I could care less about players or teams.

I'll play football.
I'll play basketball.
I'll play baseball.
I'd rather ride my own bike than watch some else do it.
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