{bahahaha} so I rode the bike to the pharmacy

'73 H1 Triple · 05-24-2009, 01:40 PM

I walk into the pharmacy wearing my Teknic leather jacket and carrying my helmet. A young guy is working the counter and the first thing he asks ......

You got a real cycle or a Harley?

I was chuckling the whole way home.

Jeff

Amorok · 05-24-2009, 01:54 PM

Some chick asked me a question like that a while ago. I was in my armored mesh jacket and carrying a full face helmet and she asks, "Hey, yoo ride a crahtch rahcket?"

I said "No, I ride a grown-up, man's bike."

She said, "So you ride a Hahley?"

I said "No, I ride a bike that runs all the time."

tached1000rr · 05-24-2009, 01:58 PM

Oohhh, Gasman gonna kills you all

Quick281 · 05-24-2009, 09:27 PM

My favorite response is "Oh, one of them toy bikes, right?"

Then I point out several obvious facts and belittle the old men.

HRCNICK11 · 05-24-2009, 09:48 PM

I always just ask Harley riders, "If Harley made a plane would you fly it?" When they say, "yes, yes I would" I just respond, "Not for long!".

Smittie61984 · 05-24-2009, 11:47 PM

I had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what I ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "I figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "I figured that. I mean a GSXR, CBR, Ducati, Triump, Buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a Triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth.

Gas Man · 05-25-2009, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tached1000rr

Oohhh, Gasman gonna kills you all

I got da guns... time to ban some bitches...

The wife, Ms Credit Union Manager... always throws people off when she tells them she rides a harley. Its funny.

nhgunnut · 05-25-2009, 09:50 AM

What I get a kick out of is the ignorant people on either side, Last fall I rode my Victory to a meeting I often attend and was told by a leather clad woman "You should buy American" (I didn’t bother to correct her) These are the same crowd who call my Ducati a "rice rocket" Not unlike those people who tell you "you can't make a HD go fast" Although GasMan personally I believe pushrods belong on tractors. But as my wife points out that doesn't make me right just opinionated

Lamnidae · 05-25-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what I ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "I figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "I figured that. I mean a GSXR, CBR, Ducati, Triump, Buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a Triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth.

here's to the trailer trash three tooth granny who rides!

Sixxxxer · 05-25-2009, 10:49 AM

I go to Corporate meetings on my Bike sometimes...I remeber when I told my Area manager I was going on an eleven day Motorcycle Vacation...He asked me If He should start looking for my replacement incase I didnt come back...Gee Thanks.

People think if you ride a bike your some ingrate no good assclown who cant be responsible and have a decent life and be succesful...Its cool though most of the GUys at my work Love to ask dumb questions about my bike, How fast I have gone if I ever ran form the cops, can I do a wheelie Blah blah blah...And all the girls thinks its pretty (because of the blue) and want a ride...

ITs whatever

05-24-2009, 01:40 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	{bahahaha} so I rode the bike to the pharmacy I walk into the pharmacy wearing my Teknic leather jacket and carrying my helmet. A young guy is working the counter and the first thing he asks ...... You got a real cycle or a Harley? I was chuckling the whole way home. Jeff

05-24-2009, 01:54 PM	#2
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Some chick asked me a question like that a while ago. I was in my armored mesh jacket and carrying a full face helmet and she asks, "Hey, yoo ride a crahtch rahcket?" I said "No, I ride a grown-up, man's bike." She said, "So you ride a Hahley?" I said "No, I ride a bike that runs all the time." __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

05-24-2009, 09:27 PM	#4
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	My favorite response is "Oh, one of them toy bikes, right?" Then I point out several obvious facts and belittle the old men. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

05-24-2009, 11:47 PM	#6
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what I ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "I figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "I figured that. I mean a GSXR, CBR, Ducati, Triump, Buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a Triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

05-25-2009, 09:50 AM	#8
nhgunnut gun totin redneck Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South West New Hampshire Moto: turbo busa 999 Duc Goldwing & Victory Posts: 1,130	What I get a kick out of is the ignorant people on either side, Last fall I rode my Victory to a meeting I often attend and was told by a leather clad woman "You should buy American" (I didn’t bother to correct her) These are the same crowd who call my Ducati a "rice rocket" Not unlike those people who tell you "you can't make a HD go fast" Although GasMan personally I believe pushrods belong on tractors. But as my wife points out that doesn't make me right just opinionated __________________ Evolution requires a body count, Count or be Counted!

05-24-2009, 01:58 PM	#3
tached1000rr WERA White Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NC Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300 Posts: 2,448	Oohhh, Gasman gonna kills you all

05-24-2009, 09:48 PM	#5
HRCNICK11 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 429	I always just ask Harley riders, "If Harley made a plane would you fly it?" When they say, "yes, yes I would" I just respond, "Not for long!".

05-25-2009, 10:49 AM	#10
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	I go to Corporate meetings on my Bike sometimes...I remeber when I told my Area manager I was going on an eleven day Motorcycle Vacation...He asked me If He should start looking for my replacement incase I didnt come back...Gee Thanks. People think if you ride a bike your some ingrate no good assclown who cant be responsible and have a decent life and be succesful...Its cool though most of the GUys at my work Love to ask dumb questions about my bike, How fast I have gone if I ever ran form the cops, can I do a wheelie Blah blah blah...And all the girls thinks its pretty (because of the blue) and want a ride... ITs whatever __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue