Felony sitting [on bike] - Page 2

Particle Man · 09-13-2010, 11:05 PM

Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).

wildchild · 09-14-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).

are you kidding? you had a perfect opportunity, throw the little shit in the middle of your class and tell them whoever makes him bleed first gets a pizza party. LOL

wildchild · 09-14-2010, 09:44 AM

i did have someone doing "something" to my bike here at work. it now has a 2 inch scratch on the gas tank. I love how people think bikes are toys but cars are precious items to be cherished.

Gas Man · 09-14-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

Came out of a reastaurant once to find some dude giving his kids 'rides' on my bike. I started yelling at the top of my lungs that I never rode his wife why should they ride my bike, guy looked at me like I'm crazy and started asking me not to curse in front of his kids and I needed to calm down. Then I started talking about the skin disease I had on my hands and how he needs to get his kids to the doctor right away. That was it. I was actually pretty calm, but I made the biggest scene I could.

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

JC

Ok Johnny.

I can honestly say that I don't belive I have ever ahd anybody sit on my bike without me giving consent. But who knows. on the rocket... IDK. On the chop, I bet no way. Most people thought that thing was a $100k OCC or WCC. So I doubt. The HD's... I don't think so. As much mainstream bikes have become there is still some heavy belief that some bikers are hard mofos. I think that keeps people away from my bikes. Fine by me. I'd hate to have to get all crazy and ruff my feathers over such. LOL

DLIT · 09-14-2010, 01:59 PM

Never had somebody I didn't want sitting on it sitting on it. But there has been a bunch of clowns using it as a leaning post (with their hand on a seat). Caught a guy leaning on my solo cowl once. I just asked him if it was his bike and told him not to do that shit then. Got on it and left.

But mine's either in my garage, being ridden or at my work parking lot on base. Not a lot of oppurtunities for someone to sit on it.

Homeslice · 09-14-2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wildchild

I love how people think bikes are toys but cars are precious items to be cherished.

I agree..........But if more people used them for transportation, and not just for bike nights, lifestyle, revving it up at every stoplight, then that attitude would change.

Smittie61984 · 09-14-2010, 02:37 PM

I caught a 8 year old or so kid sitting on my bike coming out of a store. WHich I would have been cool about it except for one thing. The fucking parents were there with the kid laughing about it. I wanted to beat those fuckers down so bad but problem was they were black and I didn't feel like getting a "hate crime" on my record.

Gas Man · 09-14-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I caught a 8 year old or so kid sitting on my bike coming out of a store. WHich I would have been cool about it except for one thing. The fucking parents were there with the kid laughing about it. I wanted to beat those fuckers down so bad but problem was they were black and I didn't feel like getting a "hate crime" on my record.

That's BS, they would be beaten cause they were stupid not cause of their skin color. Dumb fuckers!

Smittie61984 · 09-14-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

That's BS, they would be beaten cause they were stupid not cause of their skin color. Dumb fuckers!

Shit, the Race Card is delt out in Atlanta like candy on Halloween. I'd never stand a chance in court, even with an all white jury.

Though I do "hate" every person I'm in a fight with so I guess it would be a "hate" crime.

09-14-2010, 01:59 PM	#15
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Never had somebody I didn't want sitting on it sitting on it. But there has been a bunch of clowns using it as a leaning post (with their hand on a seat). Caught a guy leaning on my solo cowl once. I just asked him if it was his bike and told him not to do that shit then. Got on it and left. But mine's either in my garage, being ridden or at my work parking lot on base. Not a lot of oppurtunities for someone to sit on it. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

09-14-2010, 02:37 PM	#17
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I caught a 8 year old or so kid sitting on my bike coming out of a store. WHich I would have been cool about it except for one thing. The fucking parents were there with the kid laughing about it. I wanted to beat those fuckers down so bad but problem was they were black and I didn't feel like getting a "hate crime" on my record. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

09-13-2010, 11:05 PM	#11
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).

09-14-2010, 09:44 AM	#13
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	i did have someone doing "something" to my bike here at work. it now has a 2 inch scratch on the gas tank. I love how people think bikes are toys but cars are precious items to be cherished.