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Old 01-25-2011, 09:35 AM   #11
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Thank God they had that Kit-Kat in stock, or the staff would have been picking fat body parts out of the eaves.
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:39 AM   #12
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I stopped believing this story at the point where you waited outside for her to come back to her car... however, entertaining anyway.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:17 AM   #13
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I stopped believing this story at the point where you waited outside for her to come back to her car...
That's understandable, you've never met me.

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Thank God they had that Kit-Kat in stock, or the staff would have been picking fat body parts out of the eaves.
This guy has.

You have no idea of the lengths that I'll go to, to fuck with somebody when the mood strikes me. And that's the problem with society at large. Everybody wants to say something, but very few people will. They're too polite, or afraid of causing a fuss.

It doesn't make me a hero, and it will probably get me shot someday, but sometimes I just can't help myself. I cause fusses.

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Old 01-25-2011, 10:28 AM   #14
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Great story
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:47 AM   #15
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That's understandable, you've never met me.

This guy has.

You have no idea of the lengths that I'll go to, to fuck with somebody when the mood strikes me. And that's the problem with society at large. Everybody wants to say something, but very few people will. They're too polite, or afraid of causing a fuss.

It doesn't make me a hero, and it will probably get me shot someday, but sometimes I just can't help myself. I cause fusses.

JC
I think it's why we get along. It isn't about being rude - it's about speaking up and thumping someone in the forehead because THEY are being rude.

Society has created these assholes that steamroll through their world. They have everyone convinced it's wrong to approach them in this PC blah blah blah.

I'm right there with you JC.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:55 AM   #16
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If true (hey it's the internet )...LOVE IT !!!!
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:56 AM   #17
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What JC calls "fusses", lesser people call "riots"
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:06 AM   #18
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Jawesome amj, wish I could have seen it.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:16 AM   #19
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Fuck you dude, don't treat people like that without getting it on camera. Its 2011 man, every electronic device made has a video camera in it now. Get on it hoss.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:20 AM   #20
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Fuck you dude, don't treat people like that without getting it on camera. Its 2011 man, every electronic device made has a video camera in it now. Get on it hoss.
I agree. I would have sent you a case of Kit-Kats to see that.
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