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Old 03-24-2011, 11:07 AM   #11
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have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.

my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:11 AM   #12
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have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.

my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
Ohhh I am liking this idea!! My son has a dirt bike too!

Nice neighbors you have...
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:14 AM   #13
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Unfortunatly....she's right. That old stupid phrase "the best revenge is to live well" really pisses me off...because I'm a "go blow their house up" kinda guy..but I've found peopl eget the most upset when YOU don't let then get YOU upset, and just keep on truckin
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:15 AM   #14
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have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
Ooooooo, that plays nicely into the "best revenge is living well" strategy.
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Unfortunatly....she's right. That old stupid phrase "the best revenge is to live well" really pisses me off...because I'm a "go blow their house up" kinda guy..but I've found peopl eget the most upset when YOU don't let then get YOU upset, and just keep on truckin

This. Although, while you're pissing THEM off by not letting them see you sweat... it is nice to indulge in one's "blow their house up" fantasies inside your own head. Not that I ever do this... nope...
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:18 AM   #16
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Ohhh I am liking this idea!! My son has a dirt bike too!

Nice neighbors you have...
yeah she's our "cat lady" last count was 28, their all barn cats, and mean as hell. she won't get them fixed or get rid of any.
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Ooooooo, that plays nicely into the "best revenge is living well" strategy.
Yup! AND it will help mash down the piles so I can get my VFR over them.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:20 AM   #18
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have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.

my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
I like his idea. Have fun with the bumps, then she'll remove them herself.

As far as the gravel BS, sweep it up and dump it on his front porch. Asshole.
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Port a cross and flowers a little down the street and tell them that someone died from hitting the speed bump

Screw being an adult

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yeah she's our "cat lady" last count was 28, their all barn cats, and mean as hell. she won't get them fixed or get rid of any.
Two words: Animal Control. Thats creating a nuisance and irresponsible pet ownership, not to mention could count as hoarding. Even in the country they have laws against that dont they? Everywhere I've lived they always have...
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