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Old 06-09-2011, 09:06 PM   #1
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Default Told you bears could fly

1. Trips a dumbass for saying bears couldn't fly.

2. The duck dodger needs to take some lessons.


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Default To think it all could have been prevented...

The worst part? The passenger yelled "duck", but the driver corrected him, and said "no; bear". Sad story.
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The worst part? The passenger yelled "duck", but the driver corrected him, and said "no; bear". Sad story.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:46 PM   #5
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:46 AM   #7
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damn, how fast were they going to send a 440 lbs bear through a car.
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"Why's it gotta be a black bear? No canadians ever get killed by white bears?"

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damn, how fast were they going to send a 440 lbs bear through a car.
They were probably Quebecois, so something around 100 MPH.
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They were probably Quebecois, so something around 100 MPH.
followed by, "Le Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" *crash*
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