04-09-2009, 05:45 PM | #1 |
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TWFix Box o' Crap: What's in the box?!?!
Let the fun begin!
Immediately I'm both elated and disappointed. A quick sniff and shake of the box tells me it's probably not feces. Hooray! But it's too small to be a severed head, totally removing the potential awesomeness of a Se7en reference. So let's dive right in... F*ck yeah tshirt! We're off to a damn good start! Areva Hat. Nope, no clue what Areva is. Sweet, an empty cassette box of romantic tunes and granny porn. It's gonna be a good night. The TWFix cards cover the naughty stuff quite well. A map, a bike, and a free meal. Could this be a clue? Go into the light. Super Bounce Ball??! Fuck yeah! Now, excuse me, I need to dig out my old nextel to see if it fits this holder. Then it's off to Mickey D's for some nuggets. Thanks Trip!
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Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis Last edited by Trip; 04-09-2009 at 09:59 PM.. |
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