Farking banana spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If there's one thing I could change about Florida (well, other than hurricanes ) it's the fuckin banana spiders! :nilly: Holy shit!!!!! In the last couple weeks, our yard is chock-full of them! One particularly massive bitch has built her web-of-steel just outside our 3rd bedroom/office window (which is where I spend the better part of my day these days). She's been there for a week now, and she's literally getting bigger by the day! We had a huge storm the other night, and I was suuuuuuure it would dislodge her web, and I'd be free of my little 8-legged-voyeur, but nooooooo - she's still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now, she's trying to incorporate a partcicularly long blade of grass into her web - an arachnid tiki hut in the plans maybe?

At press time, one of our cats is sitting on the windowsill, MESMERIZED by the huge yellow and black beast from hell.

FAAACCKKKKKKK!!!!!!