Reasons we ride liter bikes-add yours or ones you've heard

[tached1000rr]

1) Cause only Suzuki makes a 750cc super sportbike
2) Too much power is a good thing
3) I have excellent throttle control
4) So I don't have to rev my engine to the moon while riding around town
5) It's an extension of my otherwise small penis
6) I drag race only
7) Cause I'm used to big block cars and pickups with lots of torque
8) I have a small man's complex and it's how I cope.
9) It's better than a 600 for commuting
10) I do a lot of two up riding.


Ok, feel free to add other reasons/excuses you have heard.