"Friends"

[derf]

Now just for arguments sake does wanting to (as a general rule) stick my face between every large set of boobies and motorboat the shit out of them count as something sexual? Its more of a general urge that I have, and not really directed to any one person, rather to the whole female half of the species instead.

(Girls with boobies, you should read this as I want to motorboat your boobies, I have thought about it, and will continue to think about it. it is fact)

I just motorboated a set of boobies. Like 2 seconds ago, as in just now.