dumb people with jobs

[HurricaneHeather]

Okay, not all of them get jobs. But a frighteningly large number of these people get hired. I am probably so not supposed to this, but it's friggin funny!

Here are a few samples of their previous job history(all copied and pasted directly from their applications, no editing on my part):

Position Title: car-hop
Employer: Sonic drive In
Summary of experience: I worked for sonic off and on through out high school and in the end I knew how to car hop do drive thur and make drinks

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Summary of experience: I was a volunteer for the first grade class on bibel study.
Specific reason for leaving: Politics in the church became unberabel


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Position Title: HOME HEALTH AIDE
Specific reason for leaving: CLIENTS DIED

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Position Title: sorter and mech.pricer
Employer: Good-will
Summary of experience: ... I really loved my boss she was the greates ever.

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Summary of experience: i cook,bath,give meds, and suervise 4 consumers that have disabilities. so they are in a group home

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Summary of experience: Helped a lay pipe

Good times. Maybe more to come after lunch.