call the FD or not

Quick281 · 02-18-2009, 09:13 PM

Break in like a man. Once you break into your own house, you have a renewed perspective of how easily someone else can get in.

I locked myself out of my Mom's house within the first two weeks of being home in October. I walked outside to get the mail in nothing more then my basketball shorts and bam, I was stuck outside with no phone, keys, shoes, shirt, or wallet to identify myself. And to make things worse I sort of assumed none of her neighbors knew I was her son.

I noticed the kitchen window was loose and so I wiggled it while standing on the gas meter next to the house. Right when I thought I had unlocked it, the window fell in and shattered on the kitchen counter. I jump in and fall head first into the sink full of glass and then roll over into the rest of the glass on the floor. Believe it or not the only scratches I got was from where my feet went up and hit the top of window when I fell in.

I then called my mom at work to let her know that I had just WTFPWNED her window and I couldn't figure out why my she wasn't mad until she pointed out the fact that she already had a replacement window sitting the basement.

By the time Mom got home she had a new window and several less fragile things in the kitchen. (The window and my body broke a ton of her decorations)

View Poll Results: would you
call the FD (who you think will do it for free)	6	15.79%
call the locksmith @ $125	32	84.21%
lie and say you'd call the locksmith, but prolly call teh FD	0	0%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

02-18-2009, 09:13 PM	#14
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	Break in like a man. Once you break into your own house, you have a renewed perspective of how easily someone else can get in. I locked myself out of my Mom's house within the first two weeks of being home in October. I walked outside to get the mail in nothing more then my basketball shorts and bam, I was stuck outside with no phone, keys, shoes, shirt, or wallet to identify myself. And to make things worse I sort of assumed none of her neighbors knew I was her son. I noticed the kitchen window was loose and so I wiggled it while standing on the gas meter next to the house. Right when I thought I had unlocked it, the window fell in and shattered on the kitchen counter. I jump in and fall head first into the sink full of glass and then roll over into the rest of the glass on the floor. Believe it or not the only scratches I got was from where my feet went up and hit the top of window when I fell in. I then called my mom at work to let her know that I had just WTFPWNED her window and I couldn't figure out why my she wasn't mad until she pointed out the fact that she already had a replacement window sitting the basement. By the time Mom got home she had a new window and several less fragile things in the kitchen. (The window and my body broke a ton of her decorations) __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.