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[Porkchop]

Oh god... where do I begin??

On most of my ex-forums, I used the names "Islandboy" or "Justanislandboy" from spending most of my summers at a lakehouse on an island in Port Clinton. Which also played off of a country song "Island Boy" by Kenney Chesney..... which is ironic because i fucking hate country music. But I've had to stop using those names because before I arrived here, a certain friend created a joke account on one of those online sex finding sites and used that name.... and i can never use that again.....

So when I actually came here, i needed a new name. Back in high school, like 5 years ago I worked at a pizza place. There were these 2 guys that worked there, like a year older than me that were amature UFC fighters. Funny as hell. These guys would get on these rampages and just crack everybody up, and this one guy always did this "drill sergeant" voice and went around yelling and cussing. Well one day i must have fucked up, and he walked over next to me and yelled out in his sergeant voice "You... are a fucking discrase Porkchop, you'd better fucking shape up maggot!" It stuck, and those 2 guys called me that until I left or college. It might come from a movie????

Basically this is the first time anybody has called me Porkchop since I worked back there.