Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers?

[Sixxxxer]

You literally can Talk to someone you dont even know...

http://omegle.com/

My first one...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whosterhe
You: Say what?
Stranger: whsthere
Stranger: whosthere
You: You mean whos there
Stranger: yep
You: I'm batman
Stranger: im jennifer lopez
Stranger: drom america
Stranger: im little frunk
Stranger: drunk
You: Really? you dont say
Stranger: i make new film
You: Im big High
Stranger: name is my big bobes
You: Big bobes magee?
Stranger: du you have good grass?
You: Nah man I got that liquid meth shit
Stranger: oh why not grass
You: Gas grass or ass
Stranger: i get free mari everyday