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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Meh, what are you going to do?

Guy doesn't even show up for his own party.

JC

Ok JC, since Tigger is a little nancy boy and can't handle the repercussions of his verbal diarrhea, I'll step in with a few insults to get this thread warmed back up.

First off, what the fuck is up with your scraggly ass beard. I know JC was all about sacrificing his hygiene in his efforts to spread the message about a higher power, but damn man - The only other folk I see with a beard like that are the pimps down in south DC.

Are you running tricks on the side? Is that why you sided up with Mary because she was bringing in the shekels?


Secondly, you're a dirty ass drug dealer back in the Jesus years and you know it. The only way I know of to perform miracles of the sort that are written in the bible, is if you were spiking the local water sources with LSD - THINK OF THE CHILDREN! (Nevermind that LSD was only invented ~50 years ago - fuck the facts - this is a surrogate Tigger post.) The only time anyone has ever seen a burning bush was at Woodstock while at it's peak, and that was an unfortunate accident between an errant cigarette and a naked hippie.

Third - why oh why on god's green earth would you EVER let Mel Gibson continue to create the abominations he calls movies.

Therein lies the proof that JC is a fraud.

I almost forgot - In Tiggers benifit: Go fuck yourself.