Hey AMJ..

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Dude, no, you've got this shit all fucking backwards.

To be honest, and I can say this since I live with the guy, God can be a total asshole sometimes. You do NOT want him pissed off. Motherfuckers get drowned that way, turned into salt, all kinds of crazy shit.

We're having dinner with Julia Child the other night, nothing fancy, just a late supper kinda deal. Julia says, "So, God, what's up with parsley?" Next thing you know, BAM! The old man takes one of her eyes out with a chicken bone.

A fucking chicken bone! Who does that?

Crazy fucker.

JC

DUDE! your dad and me would get along GREAT! can I move in tomorrow morning? I"m a heavy drinker and have anger problems when people dont behave, he'd LOVE me. especially if I can give him people to turn to salt and shit.