The Homeslice needs to lose his virginty thread

[pauldun170]

All,

As you may know, TWF member Homeslice has never been laid.
Scientist are not sure whether this is due to the fact that women think he's gay or if its because he's needlessly argumentative.
A researcher from instyle magazine has concluded that most scientist have it backward.
The researcher concluded that those who feel that Homeslice has never been laid due to "..girls tiring of listening to 12 hour old tirades on why blue is a hotter color on women's spanx than red" are wrong.

"The case made that Homeslice CANT get laid because of his attitude is incorrect. Homeslice is like that BECAUSE he has never been laid."


When TWF reporters contacted Homeslice, he denied reading any of the research. However he did subject TWF reporters to a 15 hour lecture on how MOST people from certain regions of the country are LIKELY to be virgins while MOST people from other regions of the country are pimp.



TWF 1/27/2010