Sweet, sweet bacon...

askmrjesus · 08-19-2010, 05:12 PM

You know how when you make bacon, you have to pour the excess fat into something, like a jar or a tin can?

You know how sometimes when you're hung over, and the lights are low, and you're making bacon, the big jar of honey looks just like the jar you pour your bacon fat into?

You know how sometimes your wife likes to put honey in her tea?

You know how sometimes you forget to tell your wife shit?

Well, it's like that.

JC

08-19-2010, 05:12 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Sweet, sweet bacon... You know how when you make bacon, you have to pour the excess fat into something, like a jar or a tin can? You know how sometimes when you're hung over, and the lights are low, and you're making bacon, the big jar of honey looks just like the jar you pour your bacon fat into? You know how sometimes your wife likes to put honey in her tea? You know how sometimes you forget to tell your wife shit? Well, it's like that. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. Last edited by askmrjesus; 08-19-2010 at 11:08 PM..