Report: Nearly Half Of Detroiters Can’t Read

[derf]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Doesn't anyone find it heartening that MORE than half of Detroiters CAN read?

Screw Detroit, a city of pussies that couldnt walk their way out of a paper bag if it was torn open, unless there was some crack on the outside in which case they would be all over that shit.

I'm glad they cant read or I might be in some shit for saying that